Y’all… what in the backwoods bite mark was that?!
Country concerts are a place for good vibes, cold drinks, and singing our hearts out with a bunch of strangers who become friends by the encore. But lately, the crowd behavior's been wilder than a bull fresh outta the chute.
First, it was beer cans flying through the air. That wasn’t great. Artists like Braxton Keith have had to stop mid-performance just to remind folks: “This ain’t a damn Gavin Adcock concert, stop throwin' stuff!” (His words, not mine... but dang, he’s not wrong.)
Now, we’re adding bite marks to the list of unacceptable concert etiquette??
Yep, you read that right — someone got bit mid-show at a Megan Moroney concert. Bit on the back. Like... chomped... between the shoulder blades. What in the Twilight fan fiction is going on here?!
The fan who got bit posted a pic of the bite online (and let’s just say, that fang action left a mark). This wasn’t a friendly nibble, y’all. This was a full-on stranger-chomp and then the biter ran off into the crowd like a rogue vampire at a honky tonk.
“Whose chompers are these?!” the fan wrote. Honestly? We’d love to know too.
To clarify — he had NO idea who the person was. One second, he’s belting out lyrics, next second—munch.
Commenters were quick to chime in with the kind of reactions you’d expect from true country fans mixed with TikTok sass. Highlights include:
“How did she get such a good bite??”
“Go get tested, ASAP.”
“If a guy did that to a girl, he’d be in jail.”
“That’s straight-up assault.”
“This is not funny... (okay, maybe slightly funny)”
Listen, while the internet’s having a field day, let’s set the record straight. Human bites? Not cute. Not quirky. Definitely not safe. That’s an ER visit waiting to happen.
And please, for the love of cowboy boots and tailgates — don’t let this become a thing. We’re out here trying to have a good time, not fend off feral fans.
On the bright side, the guy gets style points for using Megan Moroney’s song “6 Months Later” in his post. Because if you’re gonna survive something this crazy, you might as well do it with a dang good soundtrack.
Until next time, y’all — keep your hands (and teeth) to yourself, sing it loud, dance like nobody’s watchin’, and let’s make concerts fun again.
Stay safe out there, country fans — and maybe bring garlic, just in case…
